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Monday, February 19, 2007

Ah what the fuck, blogger doesn't allow me to blog unless if I switch to the new user.

So, happy CNY to everybody! & thanks for the peepos who greeted me @ 12am that night :D

& yup, yesterday was a really nice day, because I collected quite a number of ang baos! I gambled again & won again! Teehee.

The best thing was that the whole group of us sat down & watched Kung Fu Hustle together, even though I've watched that movie for like 6954875 times, the atmosphere was different, & the show somehow seems alot funnier, hahaha!

I made the young kids call me "Auntie Elaine" from now onwards. Because my cousins'(my God-gor gors)  children(my God-nephew/neice) already learnt how to speak now, so I must make them call my Aunti Elaine! Hahaha, I sound so old!

@ first they refused to call me lor, which is so saddening. But I have my ways, so I con-ed them by offering them sweets, then they called me "Auntie Elaine!"! Ahhh, so sweet & cute! There's one kid who is one 1 year old plus, & he's so adorable! I carried him, he won't even cry lei! Somemore he smells so nice, I love baby's smell (:
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Today is already the chu er, & I'm going for the 4rd round of ang bao collection tomorrow!

Afternoon during lunch, I surprised & shocked my mom by telling her that I used to have a major crush on my cousin. She was like, "Huh?!(with rice dropping out of her mouth) You siao ah?!" But I'm not kidding lei! That cousin really very, ahem, handsome lor. Somemore he is my type of guy lei! Tall, a little tan, & he don't have those typical guys' hairstyle!(I mean those guy with long, side parting fringe *pulls a face*)

Then my brother suddenly popped out of nowhere, & said that guys w/o fringe is disgusting(maybe because he does have typical guys' hairstyle), I argued back & told him Rain is don't disgusting. I almost shoved a handful of chopsticks into his asshole because he gave me a face, but he did the Rain's trademark movement & made me stop in my tracks.

Ahh! So HAWT! OK, I meant Rain, not my brother. You know you know, the suck-in-breathe-&-let-out-again movement which Rain always did? So H-O-T lor!

So @ night we went to the younger cousin(2nd God-bro) house for a feast, & we all watched Hot Chicks again! That handsome cousin of mine turned up, ohmygod baby. After awhile we realised that we were getting mosquito bites! Ah, let me tell you this horrified truth. THE WHOLE HOUSE WAS ACTUALLY INVESTED WITH MOSQUITOES!

It was damn horrible. The ceiling was piled up with mosquitoes lor! Then all of us evaquated, even my cousin & his family were going over to my auntie's(God-mama) house to stay over. I walked along the corridoor, towards the lift, & once in my life, I regreted looking up at the ceiling.

Oh fuck! Outisde even worst! The whole estate was invested with mosquitoes, not only my cousin's house. I opened my mouth wide in dismay, I thought some mosquitoes dropped into my mouth, pui!

Then we were downstairs already, waiting for the rest to come. The lizards @ the ceiling were damn fucking lucky tonight ho kay! Eat the mosquitoes until song song, so full until one of the lizards dropped onto my head. I felt something sticky & moist, reached up & plucked it away from my head. I looked at that lizard on my hand, digusted & jealous because the caishenyei granted its wish & showered it with food(mosquitoes). Green with envy, I popped that lizard into my mouth & ate it.

K la, thinking about the mosquitoes, my hairs stand liao. Its hideous, yuk!

Tomorrow going to lao yu shen @ big cousin's(Elder God-bro) house. Every year I only eat the raw fish only, because its very nice, & I hate the parsley inside. We should lao zhu rou(slice pork)  what, cos' its the Pig's year lei! Aiyo!

Gosh, I'm so rich this week already, hahaha!
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REPLIES TO MESSAGES

yulingg/lucas/biyong/bran(which bran are you?)- Happy CNY too!

rockguy- Happy CNY to you too, & thanks a zillion yeah? Do inform me if you ever see it somewhere else :D


Oh my God, I'm feeling itchy all of a sudden. It is something to do with the lizard in my stomach?


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