Note: New song updated :D

I used to have a reeeally bad habit last time.

I love to shit during meal times/midnight(12am).

Like, during dinner(especially CNY), I love to go, "Woah! Mummy, I feel like shitting." Then all my relatives will look up at me. K lor, its really rude la, but I can't help it if there is shit(s) trying to force itself out from my asshole what.

Ah, talking about shitting @ midnight, see, I can feel the shit right there already lor.

BRB
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Yay, removed from my body already (:

I dunno what's up with my parents lately. They seems not to be able to tahan my late-sleeping-ness. Like wha-te-verrrr.

I came out from my bathroom, my parents were there, nagging la! I damn dulan, I just shut the toilet door with a not-so-loud slam, & they said, "See, say her a bit she attitude." I know I'm in the fault for staying up late, but I can't sleep lor, then what you want me to do.

Aiya, its so annoying that I don't wish to bring up this shat anymore.

I surfed friendster eariler on, browsed on random people's profile, & I realised, lots of girls like to add a stupid testicle, starting with:

Hi, thanks for the add :D
Mind to intro?
xxx here, & I'm xx this year.

Signing off, xxx

OK la! These girls didn't type so formal la, can? They were like, prosaic-ing manzxs, ZOMGWTFBBQ! YOUGIRLSARESO PA-T-H-E-T-I-C!

Its so stupid that I felt embarassed to be part of being a friendster-member. Worst, I ever seen guys wrote like this, in a damn cheena way. Ah, you people should know huh.

OK-la-I-better-stop-insulting-them-if-not-these-ahlians/bengs-will-whack-the-bird-out-of-me.

Here's a stupid joke, from wxh anyway. I told so many people, & I laughed with them so many times today. Ahem, laughing is healthy :D

There's this chio bu, & she wants 3 things that her future husband must have:
1. Cannot beat/slap her.
2. Cannot run away with other women.
3. Must be super/hyper sexually active(in other means, horny la!)

Then one day, someone ding dong-ed @ her home. She opened the door, & to her surprised, this person was a handicapped. So, she asked him, "What makes you think that you are up to my standard?"

Handicapped: I can't beat/slap you, cos' I've no arms. I can't run away with other women, cos' I've no legs.

chiobu: & how about the last one? How do you prove that you are good in bed?

Guess what that handicapped man said?































































"Guess what I use to press the door bell?"

Bitched @ 12:06 AM