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Thursday, March 01, 2007

For me, the best feeling in the world is, no, not falling-in-love, but...


When my mom digs ear wax for me.

Aw, sooo shiok!!! I know its a bit gross, but hey! Everyone has ear wax right?!

So last night, I begged my mom to dig ear wax for me, & she happily said yes! I almost fell asleep- of shiok-ness mansxz.

But its a weird thing, because whenever I tried to dig it myself, it doesn't feel that shiok lei. So from today onwards I shall ask my mother to dig ear wax for me!

Then it suddenly hits me that in the future, I'm going to dig ear wax for my children.

WA LAO! THEN I HAVE TO SEE MY CHILDREN'S OH-SO-SHIOK FACES? KNN! Right, so in the future I shall not get married, & not give birth. I will stay single & stay at home every night & ask my mom to dig ear wax for me.

HAHAHA
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Ah, I'm damn tired today.

That stupid nelly challenged me, see who is the one who can wake up earlier & log in to audition first.

I woke up at 9:30am. Feeling tired, cursing & swearing at my blanket because its tangled up, I switched on my com & tired to log in the audition as fast as I can w/o brushing my teeth. Aw damn it.

& guess what? I-lost. ZOMGWTFBBQ!!!

I'm working later, & I'm so tired nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.


Can someone please drive me to work?


Bitched @ 12:23 PM