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Friday, March 23, 2007

Super long post. May not that super :/

OK I take back my last words.

I will not kiss the one who types the longest with their forehead.

Anyway, the enrolment shit was a real pain in the ass! Did my stupid medical check up yesterday and... I overslept ): My mom practically screamed me to wake up, causing me to yelled, "OH MY GOD?!" sitting up straight and staring into the space in front of me.

For a minute I was trying to absorb what happened because I thought there was a fire or something, but seeing my mom with smoke escaping out from her ears hit me: I-overslept-thus-she-yelled-at-me-to-wake-up.

But not fair lor! I overslept, I know its my fault. But must she do this? I thought I almost died from shock ):

Went to the medical place @ Woodlands, & it was damn crowded already. Saw hanxing, what a small world (: AND, alot of stupid and embarassing moments happened, and this is the first time I felt paiseh after what I've done. Oh damn :/
---

Bad mood in the afternoon.

Because
of
the
game
called
AUDITION.

Can you believe it? I quarrelled with some fucktard in the game. & this was the first time I felt so vulgar, and I'm not going to do that again. Never ever. Period.

But that guy was really xl lor! First he directed a handful(handful because he types) of vulgarities at my friend. Of cause I speak up for her what! & know what I got in the end? People saying me brainless & huan lo-ing.

Now you said I'm brainless? Yes, I'm indeed brainless. So brainless that I can type and play audition without having a brain in my skull. I'm an abnormal brainless human, therefore I'm way smarter than you. Score: PL:(me) 1, XP:(that guy) 0.

OK I really hate people saying me huan lo-ing, because the more you said it, the more I want to huan lo on purpose. So what now? Are you going to bite me? But you can't (: PL: 2, XP: 0

You're such an ungentleman, ignorant geek who deserve ntohing but a tight slap in the face. Now who likes guys to scold girls in vulgarity? One word to describe you, start with an ass and end with a hole. PL: 3, XP: Nil

Ah you may not know, but sorry darling, people told me you suck. I agreed too. Now face the wall, take a pen and try writing this on your ass: I shall not scold girls with vulgarities again.

Game, set, match, PL: 4, XP: EGG. Play with me, you're bound to lose. Sorry *shrugs & flips hair*

I know you will not be reading this, but who cares? I've said my piece. Gosh your audi gf is so damn unlucky mansxz, I cry for her ):

Sometimes this game can get me on my nerves. & because of this game, I swore alot, so-not-me ): OK la, I shall be a nice shu nu OK?
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I dunno what happened to me today, but I'm damn thirsty!!!!

I secretly drank my boss's water, hope she won't find out >< & oh, business was great today! This shall wipe out the grin from the neighbour's face :D

Mrt-ed back home alone. I thought I was alone, but in fact, two pri school mates told me they saw me, and was standing quite close to me. Oh damn, I think I'm blind/deaf of something :/

Reached home, still feeling thirsty ): So thirsty that I scolded my water bottle for not being a good water bottle to me >:O


I forgave my water bottle because after all, its still a water bottle -.-

& I'm damn pissed with my mascara. Because I bought it for like, $19.90(?), & IT DOESN'T WORK AT ALL.

Like, its not like what it's stated there: extra volume, extra lenth. Extra my foot, you piece of extra kanasai.


Its Maybelline New York by the way, girls, don't-ever-buy-it!


I think my camera is damn powerful, because the last time I charged it was the last time I bought it(which is like, 2 sundays ago), & till now the battery is still full!

Oh my God, powerful or what?! Hahaha!


Bitched @ 12:21 AM