Yesterday was chatting late in the night with Michael.

Since he owned a cat at home, so I asked, "Eh you cat got kukubird or not?"

I bet a million bucks that the face behind his computer was a wtf-was-your-question-about.

Surprisingly, he said got!!! I thought all animals have their kukubirds cut off or something when they become a pet.

Anyhow, he actually asked me, whether I'm interested to see the cat's kukubird or not! Hahaha!


Cat says, "Look at me, am I sexy enough?!"

When I first saw the picture, I burst out loud can?! & I told him, "I only can see the balls, not the bird lei!"

Then he started telling me that apparently, the "black" dot-like thingy is the, ahem, bird. I thought it was the asshole or something.

& he said his cat's bird is actually pink colour when erected.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU A PHYSCO OR WHAT?!

I didn't have the chance to ask him how in the world did he know the bird is pink in colour, unless...

His cat turned horny or something.

OK-this-is-so-gross.

He said he's gonna show me his cat someday or something. OH DEAR.
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I'm so gonna buy this camera.


Sony T10. Aww.. I love this baby.

Nice or not?! Who dare to say its not nice HUH?!

& its an effing $599 @ Harvey Norman lor! I just a student, I can't afford that much!

But I don't care, I'm going to buy it for sure- at a cheaper price of course -.-
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I've no idea why recently, my room is invested with baby cockroaches.

For one thing, my room is very, very clean, & it smells super nice also can! But damn it la! I hate to fear about what's crawling around & sharing the same room as me when I'm sleeping T.T

Yesterday my brother & I were super heros. We killed a stupid, filthy cockroach with a... A5 size notebook.

& I'm so smart! I could actually chase after the cockroach with an exercise book, & dropped it directly on top of it. HAHAHA! I left my brother to do the dirty job. He, in fact, crushed that poor fellow to death T.T

Now I realised that the stupid, dead cockroach had another mate- a younger one. & I just let it escaped LA! WALAOEH!!!

If I managed to catch it tomorrow or something, I swear I will burn it. Then I shall feed the chao tah cockroach to Michael's cat, hopefully the cat won't turn horny & scratch me upon tasting such good food.


OK-I'm-going-to-bunk-someday-with-nelly-&-friends-because-my-com-sucks.

HAHAHA! I'm going to PC bunk, can you believe it?!

Bitched @ 11:42 PM