Ahem, well, let's see.

I had my first spectacles in primary 4, I thought it was cute because my specs were kinda ROUND.


Ah, its blue lor. Sky blue used to be the in colour, now the colour its damn gay. Whoever loves sky blue is GAY :/

Years later, during secondary 1, I had my second spectacles. Decided to try something new, so I chose a brown one. Wow, brown, cool huh? In fact, its not because the shape is oval/round again.


This fucking specs got crooked real badly because once during volleyball training, the stupid ball came flying towards my face. I couldn't stand myself walking around with a stupid, ugly, crooked looking specs so I requested for another one.

Now this is the one which I've been wearing since secondary 3, up till today.


Ya ya, its sky blue/metal blue color. So what? I don't wear them now anyway.

Looking back, I think all of my specs are DAMN UGLY. Its either ROUND or oval or oval-ly round, aiya whatever fuck, THEY ARE UGLY, PERIOD.

No, no more! No more blue specs! No more round specs! I'm having green, apple green, hahahahaha!!





Apple green and brown, teeheehee. Nice? Yes they're nice. Very sexy as well, I know.

OK I really have no idea why all of my specs can survive up till now. I have a total of FOUR specs at home, and they are taking up spaces!



I know my table looks ugly and weird, but they are kinda having pimples outbreaks now, don't blame them OK?

I asked my mother, "Ma, can throw these specs away? Damn tin teh, I dunno where to place them."

"Don't throw lor! Keep for souvenir..."

This is stupid lor, walaoway. Ugly glasses for sale, anyone?

Oh ya, my colleague saw my ez link, and said I looked totally different in sec 1, and I'm very ugly! Hahahaha!

Now I look simply gorgeous with my apple green specs, right?

My mother is having chicken pox now, and I'm damn scared I'll kana it, how?! Chicken pox is damn ugly! Got the round round thing with one drop of watery liquid on her skin, so ugly lor! Some more will burst one lei!

Then I asked her, "Itchy or not? Why you like treat it as nothing one har?"

"Of course itchy la! I'm tahan-ing!" Gives that constipated look until she gave way and released a small fart* (nah, I'm just kidding about her farting)

Someone called me a fart machine, I'm going to chase after him and fart at his face like hell.


Nice? I think my hair looks nice now.

I'm going to take a poop and sleep soon :D

PS: Long day tomorrow. Why do I keep working full shift?!

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My father's new favourite song: What comes around goes around by JT. He keeps singing them to my face and its damn irritating.

My family is cool.

Brother loves to wear a santa hat to sleep.
Mother is being brave for not scratching her chicken pox-es.
Father sings JT's song and acting irritating in front of me.
Sister has small eyes and big teeth.
Grandma enjoys screaming into my ear and being senile towards me.

Me? I'm being a normal daughter/sister/grand daughter with a cool specs \m/

Bitched @ 11:37 PM