PS: I'm so in the mood for story telling. Most of my stories today are fiction, in other words, I'm exaggerating.

What day is today?
Oh yes, its a Friday.

What am I doing now?
Staying at home, blogging?

What I did last Friday?
I stayed at home, so?

At this point, I pulled my hair in frustration, yelling, "ITS A LONELY FRIDAY AGAIN!' Several hair strands dropped out, looking in the mirror, I gasped in horror, because its bald in the middle of my head.

WHY, TELL ME WHY PLEASE! WHY AM I AT HOME TODAY AGAIN!

As I was having a shower, my mom suddenly yelled outside the toilet, causing me to bump my head against the sliding toilet door(or whatever you call it).

"What la?! What you want? Don't disturb me! Want go shit go behind shit, don't ask me to come out halfway while I'm..."(me)

"No la! I'm asking you whether you want to watch Mr Bean with us or not. Eh I shit already lor."(me mom)

"Don't want! I just told you I watched already what. Don't disturb my lovely shower, go and eat seaweed or something."(me)

"OK then. Daddy, sis & I are going to watch now. Bye darling, enjoy your shower!"(me mom)

"..."(me)

OK-this-is-so-what-the-fuck-OK?!

I'm so pek cek because everyone is out- My dad, mom, sis went to have their lovely movie, my brother got himself a date, even my grandma, yes my grandma, got herself a date too.

So what am I here, doing at home?

I'm so pissed that when I come out of my shower, I poured powerpowder all over my body, rubbing them and blending into my skin until I turned white. I stepped in front of my mirror, screaming out in horror that I just saw a ghost.

I thought it was very fun, so I just hopped around my house, acting like a zombie, scaring my pet turtle and my fishes. My turtle hid himself in his shell now, unwilling to come out. Most of my fishes die, its all my fault, I know. I even scare myself to death. I'm typing with my soul now.

OK I've to clean up the mess later because I left patches of powder on the floor.
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I had a very nice breakfast/lunch with my family today.

Headed to AMK to have Ba Kut Teh(is it spelt like that?!), and its soooo nice!

Before we sat down at our seat, there's this indian old man sitting at a nearby bench, sleeping.

Now you'll think, sleeping what, what's so special?

This particular old man, is indeed very very special. He's sitting up right, sleeping, with his head not tilted sideways or what, but backwards! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

I'm damn mean for laughing at him, but damn it! I regreted not having my cam with me lor! OMG HAHAHAHA! HE ACTUALLY SLEPT IN THAT MANNER, WITH HIS MOUTH OPENED OH-SO-WIDELY THAT I BET A DOZEN OF BIRD HAD SHED IN HIS MOUTH ALREADY HAHAHAHAHAHA!

And throughout the time while we were eating, his position never changed. Till when we were almost done, some kid disturbed the poor old man, and he finally woke up -.-

He woked up, staring dreamily into space, scratching his chin, and the next thing he was asleep again.

Fuck la, so funny! How can someone just scratch his chin halfway then fall asleep one?! Moreover, despite the scorching sun, beads of sweat trickled down his neck, he still sleep like a log. claps* Old man, you're damn pro at sleeping!

After laughing at the old man, we walked off. And guess what? My grandma and mom actually dragged us into the market to shop. This is wtf OK?!

Reasons why I HATE the market.
1. I had to help to carry the groceries.
2. Its damn smelly inside.
3. I cannot stand how my mom and grandma bargain.
4. They actually shopped for clothes in the market.
5. The place is fucking hot.
6. I had to get my toes wet >:O
7. Fuck la, I just hate the place!

There's this chao ah pek who actually had the nerve to blow smoke on my face. I almost chased after that ah pek with my shoe after 'tsk'-ing at him out loud.

Thankfully, we left the place before noon.

Ah, I got my specs done already! I LOVE MY SPECS HAHAHAHAHA.

Because;

my specs is green, and green is sexy
my specs is green, and green is sexy
my specs is green, and green is sexy
my specs is green, and green is sexy
my specs is green, and green is sexy
my specs is green, and green is sexy

YES! GREEN IS SEXY! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

I'm collecting them next week. Contacts + specs is an effing $390. Fuck la, I had to pay half lor! >:O

I'm damn broke now.
I'm suffering from period cramps.
I'm so lonely at home because my date doesn't want me.
I'm so hot despite having the fan and aircon on.
I'm so bored.

I'm so pathetic, I'm going to sentosa now and jump into the sea. Don't save me please, byebye :(

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I'm not going to die now because someone has revive me. I'm going to slack(what a stupid word)With my best friend now, bye!

I'M NOT LONELY AFTERALL WHAT, HAHAHAHAHA!

Bitched @ 2:41 PM