Sorry for the lack of updates!

As promised, I will post myself wearing specs asap!

Few days ago, I bought a new mascara. & the results was damn appealing.


I'm not trying to show off or what, but those lashes ARE real. Its so much better then the stupid Maybeline junk that I had bought previously. I so love my lashes lor, I don't need to put on the fake ones anymore, hahaha.

Wonder what brand is that?


Click to enlarge
Its from Loreal by the way, and its a MUST BUY!

Oh, here's what you guys have been waiting for.


Tah dah! I look so the nice hor?! I was so excited that I kept wearing those sexy specs to work. My colleague can't resist my sexy specs and requested me to take a picture with her.


I didn't eat snake OK?! I'm a very hardworking worker! *sniggers*

I wonder whether was it because of my specs which resulted to:
- a total of THREE ang mos farting across/to my face.
- the fish market guy walked past my shop a totaly of TEN FUCKING TIMES within a day.
- sales dropped(?)

A total of THREE ang mos farting across/to my face.
I'm not lying about the farting part OK. The first ang mo farted to my face when she was bending down to try shoes, with her butt facing me. And then suddenly, *puuutttt*(with extra onion and cow's smell). Fucking tabuleh tahan.

Second one was when I was in the toilet. When I entered the toilet, a strong smelly cow's smell stung my nose. I thought I saw a walking cow, but in fact, it was another female ang mo -.-

The last one happened in the MRT. This male ang mo was damn tall until his smelly ass was at around my stomach/chest level. And he just couldn't endure but to fart right in front of me. I'm so poor thing right?

I dunno why, but I realised all of the ang mos' fartings resembles the same smell- cow. I've no idea why, and I didn't want to find out. Its so much worst than us Singaporeans' one lor.

The fish market guy walked past my shop a totaly of TEN FUCKING TIMES within a day.
There's this Fish Market(a restaurant's name by the way) guy with huge eyes, pimply face, and boots which can be heard miles away from my shop always walk pass my shop everyday without fail. I think he is a pervert or something.

The past record was him walking pass my shop eight times. This time round, was TEN. I had to see him TEN times that day, akk.

Maybe its because I'm wearing specs and it shocked him too much that he was having walking fits.

Definition of Fits from my brother:
A Pakinson disease where your body shivers uncontrollably.

What the fuck hahahaha.

Sales dropped(?)
Maybe because I look too good in specs, and my hair smells so nice that everyone is jealous of it so they don't feel like walking into my shop.

Oh, I smell my hair like 45676187 times that day.
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I had orientation today and it was... OK la.

I just hate the part where you have to go to the sports hall and practise your mass dance. I felt as if I'm back to sec 1 lor.

Moreover I'm wearing my lovely hand drawn shoes, and it got stepped on so many times. I'm so pissed with practically everyone there, y'know?! Andit was effing hot in there, everyone was so sweaty, and we had to dance lor, basket chao bangala.

Anyway I've made new friends :D There's a girl with the same name as me, and we have to address each other as 'chan'(me), and 'tham'(her).

There's this guy who looked like Gao Xing in My MVP Valentine lor!

Just like copy and paste one! Although this picture looks ugly, but the looks is somewhere there, get what I mean?! Hairstyle the same, face the same, wtf la.

I'm so excited because I'm having a 2 day 1 night camp tomorrow. They said my school is filled with ghosts.

I've to sleep now or I'll be a vampire tomorrow. If I do, I shall suck... whose blood shall I suck?

Bao I want to see you!

Before I left, here's one bigass photo of mine :)



I'm missing that face of yours already.
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REPLIES TO MESSAGES

ben- I know. I mentioned that my table was having a bad surface day.

ahBao- Lol really, mine all still look quite new you know lol. & I want to see you laaaaaa.

mabel- I dunno why, but plenty of people told me that my posts are funny, although they were not meant to be lor lol. I'll be in school on thursday and friday as well :D

TreasuresAbove- Ya la, got pic already, happy not?! & I was kinda shocked when I saw you today.

blackkiie- Taken already! Green is so nice hahahaha.

Lil*- There it is :D I lovely girlfriend, we're married. When are we having kids?

Bitched @ 11:40 PM